Yo Mama Jokes

          Yo mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach kids run around her and say “Free Willy.”

2.Yo mama is so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

3. Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow rain jacket people yell “Taxi!!!”

4. Yo mama is so stupid that she sits on her food and eats her chair.

5. Yo mama is so fat that when she went to an empty football field she got claustrophobic.

6. Yo mama is so stupid that she sits on the T.V. and wathces the couch.

7. Yo mama is so stupid that when you got home from school and asked what was for dinner she pulled a shotgun at you and said “Whatever
moves.”

8. Yo mama is so fat that when your gonna shake her hand she has to give you directions.

9. Yo mama is so fat that joggers run around her for a mile of exercise.